Stanford Football Roundup

The roundup is basically "we suck." We're off to an 0-3 start, at the bottom of the Pac-10, and it doesn't get any easier. Half of our remaining games are against ranked teams (USC, Notre Dame, Arizona State, and Cal), and our brand new stadium got an inauspicious christening last weekend with an ass-whooping by Navy. The Band is on probation, which surely isn't helping things--no halftime show, no "All Right Now," and no Tree until at least the end of the month. Can we turn it around, or must we console ourselves with yet another Director's Cup this year?