The Country Lawyer

"I may be a simple country hyper-chicken, but I know when we're finger-licked."

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I can't wait for the next alumni weekend.

What do you know? My own Barrow High School has been listed as one of seven "dropout factories" in Alaska. But we have a football team! Bethel Regional High School also made the list. The schools were listed in a Johns Hopkins study analyzing U.S. Department of Education data. A dropout factory doesn't contain limb-endangering machinery (well it might), but has a graduation rate under 60%. Ouch. If I didn't know better, I'd say some children were being, ahem, left behind.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

I knew something was missing.

Yes, it's a Chairman Mao wristwatch, but what you can't tell from the photo is that he is waving in time to the secondhand. Weird wacky stuff. Thanks for the souvenir, Dad.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Upstream from the Herd

Wow--it's been a whole month. I meant to update earlier, then I felt bad about not updating and went into a shame spiral of not updating even longer. Or something like that.

Vacation was awesome! The Portland Marathon was so much fun this year, and even though I didn't beat my record time, I finished in a not-too-embarrassing 4:12. More importantly, I felt better after this race than any of my previous marathons. I must be getting accustomed to it. The amazingly good night's sleep I had two nights before had to help--I usually miss out on that, and a decent night of sleep on the eve of the race has always been a lost cause for me.

The rest of the trip was awesome--I got to see so many of the important people in my life. And, of course, I hit a bunch of restaurants I like, and did a bit of shopping at REI, Powell's, and some outlets. Woohoo, consumer goods!

I came home to winter--snow covered the ground, and it hasn't gone anywhere. Coincidentally, I've been fighting a cold for the past week. I'm not done yet, but it's a lot like the boxing match in Cool Hand Luke--I'm Paul Newman, and the cold is George Kennedy, in case you were wondering.

Nellie McKay's new album is amazing. Funny, I was singing the praises of her last album a year ago. The girl works fast.

Isn't it interesting that the U.S. government is talking Turkey out of unilaterally attacking Iraq? I'm just saying, it's interesting. Perhaps even ironic, in the real sense rather than the Alanis Morissette sense.

Oh, and Stanford football is undefeated on the road, 2-0. Jim Harbaugh is making a believer out of me, even if we don't get a bowl berth this year.

In a tacit admission that the climate is in fact changing, the Coast Guard is building its first base in the arctic, probably in my hometown no less. Apparently, the race is already on for shipping routes in arctic waters, or so Harper's tells me.

I have plenty more to say, but it seems to leave my brain when I get in front of a keyboard. So more to come soon . . .